Dub 1: Field Service Report Forms?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Territory card?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Pens or pencils?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Did you make sure the elders are going to a different territory?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Is Sister StallsAlotte still in the bathroom?
Dub 2: Check.  She's only been in there for 5 minutes, though.  She's good for 20 minutes more, at least.

Dub 1:  Super!

Dub 1: Brother Odiferous is going with us.  Car freshener in place on rear view mirror?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Can we start our time with a return visit in that unassigned territory two counties over?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Gassed up car?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Latest magazines?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Old magazines for handouts?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: An extra book or two?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Sunscreen?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Pamphlets?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Is my tie straight?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Invitations to public talk?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Blood cards in case of an accident?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Reasoning book?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Starting rendezvous point verified?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Meet at the usual donut shop afterwards?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Did you scout out the block with the least number of parked cars and reserve it for us?
Dub 2: Check

Dub 1: Bible?
Dub 2: Uh, I think I forgot to...

Dub 1: It's ok.  We won't need it.

Farkel

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written by mary stewart , September 30, 2009

won't need the bible!? AAAAAAAAAARRRGH!

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written by EverSoGrateful , October 01, 2009

PRICELESS.....

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